Fat Kid Emo Pants
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- An ode to those totally sweet $700 jeans with the chains and Tim Burton characters on them.
The Song I Wrote This Morning
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- Seriously, I wrote this at 4 in the morning while pulling another all-nighter to master the TSZN album.
Anti-lullabye
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- A soothing acapella song warning children of the dangers of sleep.
Poetic
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- An experiment in what happens when one half of a band doesn't know what the other is doing.
The following songs are mostly-complete demos. There are still some synths and extra vocals to record.
Bob and Santa
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- A heartwarming Christmas story about iternational produce smuggling, murder, and glue.
Carpedium
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- Everyone loves "Behind Blue Eyes," but Bond villains do more than mope. Sometimes they win.
Conspiracy
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- I've always thought of this as a companion song to "Carpedium", but I don't know why...
Dimitri and the Werewolf
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- At this point, I can promise you that at least one song has a secret message backmasked into it. First person to decipher it wins a cookie. (Wurm you're eligible too)
Fools
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- A narrative song in the same vein as "The Penguin Song" but with more lasers.
It's a Good Thing
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- It's my life dream to live in a van and be a rock star. This song is about that. Also pirates and space travel...
The Hand Jive
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- Is your attention span shorter than 1 minute and 20 seconds? Great! This song is only 1 minute and 19 seconds long!
I am the Greatest
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- Exactly what it says on the tin. A song about how supremely awesome I am. Plus, it has a totally sweet "guitar" solo!