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Level 1: Songs Even My Mother Couldn't Love


Fat Kid Emo Pants (tab mp3) - An ode to those totally sweet $700 jeans with the chains and Tim Burton characters on them.

The Song I Wrote This Morning (tab mp3) - Seriously, I wrote this at 4 in the morning while pulling another all-nighter to master the TSZN album.

Anti-lullabye (tab mp3) - A soothing acapella song warning children of the dangers of sleep.

Poetic (tab mp3 - 1 mp3 - 2 mp3 - 3) - An experiment in what happens when one half of a band doesn't know what the other is doing.
The following songs are mostly-complete demos. There are still some synths and extra vocals to record.

Bob and Santa (tab mp3) - A heartwarming Christmas story about iternational produce smuggling, murder, and glue.

Carpedium (tab mp3 ) - Everyone loves "Behind Blue Eyes," but Bond villains do more than mope. Sometimes they win.

Conspiracy (tab mp3) - I've always thought of this as a companion song to "Carpedium", but I don't know why...

Dimitri and the Werewolf (tab mp3) - At this point, I can promise you that at least one song has a secret message backmasked into it. First person to decipher it wins a cookie. (Wurm you're eligible too)

Fools (tab mp3) - A narrative song in the same vein as "The Penguin Song" but with more lasers.

It's a Good Thing (tab mp3 - It's my life dream to live in a van and be a rock star. This song is about that. Also pirates and space travel...

The Hand Jive (tab mp3 - Is your attention span shorter than 1 minute and 20 seconds? Great! This song is only 1 minute and 19 seconds long!

I am the Greatest (tab mp3 - Exactly what it says on the tin. A song about how supremely awesome I am. Plus, it has a totally sweet "guitar" solo!

My Love (tab mp3 - Our token stalking song. All the great bands have one: The Police, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, even Clay Aiken. So we pretty much had to do one.

Nor Rights Nor Soul (tab mp3) - This is the song about the ethics of video games in an era of self-aware computers.

The Alphabet Song - Quinn (tab mp3) - Back in my day, it wasn't cool to be a nerd!