D D# D D# D A# G
Alfred the big cur
Doesn't eat french fries
Goodness! He in-toned
Joe is Kra - zy
F B G
L the alphabet song
My nearsightedness
Often pleases Quinn
reading short stories
Tends to upset valets
W The alphabet song
C D# A D#
X Y Z the only letters left to sing about
X Y Z they start no words if they do point them out
X Y Z the only letters left to sing about
X Y Z they start no words if they do point them out
Chorus
C
Quinn is a nerd; let's all point and laugh at him
Quinn is a nerd; let's all point and laugh at him
G
Quinn is a nerd; let's all point and laugh at him
C
Quinn is a nerd; let's all point and laugh at him
C G
Quinn likes to do his home-work
Quinn thinks everyone is a jerk
Quinn's so easy to push a -round
Just ask anyone in town.
repeat chorus
Quinn thinks he's better than everybody.
Now Quinn wears a cast on most of his body.
'cause Quinn told Joe the maniac.
And he made the boy's bones crack.
repeat chorus
Quinn now rules most of the planet.
Hates bullying; that's why he did ban it.
Now quinn has ushered in a golden era.
Where it's finally hit to be square, Yeah!
repeat chorus