Blatant trolling

May 24 | Posted by: Fighter #1 | Tags: Crackpot Theories to save the world

Ok. Back to pretending I'm clever.

I had an epiphany!

An atheist friend once pointed me to whywontGodhealamputees.com (That is an awful domain name, bee-tee-dubs (double-parentheses pro-tip: avoid apostrophes in your domain names!)). The basic premise of the site is that if God really exists and is all-knowing, all-loving, and all-powerful, then He should heal amputees. It would demonstrate unequivocally that He is those above things. They say that most other miracles can be ascribed to coincidence and confirmation bias. They say that the fact that actually impossible miracles never seem to happen is proof that God doesn’t exist.

However, I have an alternate solution. God doesn’t heal amputees because then we wouldn’t be motivated to develop awesome robot limbs!

(If the embed code doesn't work, the links are: http://www.youtube.com/embed/VUYUvY6quE0 and http://www.youtube.com/embed/X1OBzc9QfIs)

Checkmate, atheists!

Don't forget to come see our show this weekend at JABECon in Lebanon, TN!

Aaaaarghghg! I lose.

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